Translates Fantasy Diary of 'Das i' in Tokyo

um, i mean Das i-the german photographer- who photographs Pixelated Rainbow Unicorn-bot Floating thru a Rendering Blue Sky of Puffy Fractaling Clouds and other fictional images created by fictional characters in fictional settings with fictional drama. it aint real.

After the March 11th Tohoku Earthquake and Tsunami, I went to the devastated area as a translator. A fictional account of that adventure is available here:
https://itunes.apple.com/us/book/trophy/id510023129?mt=11

(Source: linxspiration, via visualcocaine)

redfoxinict:

How many hippies can you squeeze in there?

redfoxinict:

How many hippies can you squeeze in there?

man, i really want a recording engineer to dig this

There comes a point when you just gotta ignore all other voices and surrender to that fucking voice in your head and do what it says.

blazepress:

A full 360 degree rainbow from an airplane.

blazepress:

A full 360 degree rainbow from an airplane.

(via visualcocaine)

#@#@# #kawaii #unchi

#@#@# #japanesedrumcircle #下北沢

#@#@# Guy Jean Selfíe— Some Harajuku Friction. (The R is silent here)

FRENCH KISS: when you guess toungies touch. The black lung girl licked the touch screen while holding her stylish nicotine vape.

FRENCH EXIT: when you just leave the party without paying your fate share of the bill. The girl balanced the check on her nipple and the boss angered no more.

FRENCH SELFIE: when you get somebody less bright to hold the camera and take it for you. Fuck I’m still holding this thing. I’ve been had.

The monkey had never seen anything so elegant.

More important, added chimp man A, I’ve never felt so shmart.