#@#@# the lane is wrong and bowling
This is adsurd. Said the translator.
Ex squeeze me? Said el hybrïdo.
This is just another fucking ad. I don’t wanna make it.
Yea! Why else would I move. Lamented the translator. Whadamaigonna do?
El hybrïdo looky LOL’d to the crowds.
It’s funny cause the image doesn’t match the subtitles.
El hybrïdo hab been speaking in young yes tongues.
Two young college girls looked up as they walked by.
Are you talkin to us? They giggled.
The translator dropped the ball.
Remember, I’m not here. Whispered el hybrïdo.
The translator looked at the empty chair next to himself.
Whadiya mean? I hear you loud and clear.
The girls giggled more.
No, your shirts.
The translator pointed to the girls whack fashion.
Whudiya mean whadoai mean? I’m reading your chest!
El hybrïdo shook his head in shame.
Whudiya laughing at! Snapped the translator. You ain’t winging me at all.
Cuz I’m not here dude. I am an imaginary robot cat from the future.
A small baby locked eyes with the translator. Being wheeled around by her mom like a princess, the baby was obviously disturbed at the site.
Whadiya looking at?
Your shirt. The mom spoke up.
The translator looked at his shirt.
It said 社長
The translator looked at el hybrïdo’s shirt. It said ししがみさま！
彼見えるの？asked the translator.
変な人！said the mom
変なブリト said the baby.
And they walked away.
The translator pulled out his diary.
Dear Diary, there’s something happening hear. But what it is ain’t exactly clear. There’s a man with a gun over there. Telling me, I’ve got to beware.
The man in the dark suit and dark sunglasses hid his head behind the wall.
The translator rolled his eyes to the clouds. Bowling pins floated by.
The translator looked back to the ASS, of the young girl in a kimono walking by.
He noticed the houses were gone. Just rice fields.
He looked behind. Starbucks wasn’t there either.
The kimono girl was staring hard at the translator.
気にしないでね。said the grandma.
The translator, all ruffed up, sat there mundazed by his mindaze.